literally had 100 drinks last night.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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