I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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