absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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