is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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