Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Randomize
