last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I deserve this hangover.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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