Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I use my feet as sexual weapons
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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