areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
BRING THE BAGELS
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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