butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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