talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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