Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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