How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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