Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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