1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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