You're completely useless in the revolution.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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