Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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