we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I can tuck mytits in my pants
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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