I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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