Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
