We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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