So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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