Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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