i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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