Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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