Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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