we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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