Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries