is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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