Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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