...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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