rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
try to milk me bitch
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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