She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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