U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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