we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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