school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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