Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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So many bounce houses so little time
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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