So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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