He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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