I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize