Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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