when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I need water and some morals
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