People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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