Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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