And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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