Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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