maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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