It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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