can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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