i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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