Its about making memories worth repressing
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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