Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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