I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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