why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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